What YOU should expect from Prodigy soon (get hype)

Prodigy is currently in its prime, and it’s only getting better! Here’s some things that are coming in the next few updates.

First, pets are getting a revision, so now, instead of looking like this

they’re gonna look like this:

Next, since the current main villain is so dull and hideous, they made the game saving decision of changing his appearance. From

to

because we don’t want the main villain of the game to look intimidating like a boss, no we have to make him look like one of us, because- well- uh, it’s tuff right?

Next, they’re also changing the Epics and making brand new ones that look completely different and have completely different names. For example, we have Magmischief

and now we have Magmayhem, totally original name and concept:

BUT WAIT! There’s more!

That’s right, just when you thought things couldn’t get any better, it will!

Now, rather than being capped at annoying level 100 (seriously what a strange number), you can now have the perfectly round number of 125! And even 150 if you spend $20 a month on this educational math game!

And finally, the best change of all (there’s much more but it’s best you wait and don’t have all the goodies spoiled for you)

Prodigy is changing their awful blue mascot into this perfect orange hunk.

Observe.

See this guy?

Bleh! Watch this purification happen!

because instead of making the game more free to play, they managed the most pressing issue that every single prodigy member was begging to happen, to change the mascot!

Oh, and one more thing! Since humans suck and make far too many errors, Prodigy made the right decision and decided to hire AI to do it all for maximum enjoyment, because everyone loves it when AI takes jobs, just look at how well Duolingo is doing!

Wow! I’m so excited!!! Although ngl I actually like the new squawks design better

Also since charged levels are gone and hard mode is out, you can get 150 regardless of membership status