🐉 Dragon Sayings of the Week (4/13/2025-4/19/2025)

[BountyHunterX]

What’s up alpha sigmas!

Like always, I’m back with another one of these!!!

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Today I will be posting a picture of the Shadow Dragon.

Here it is:

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Good luck, daring dragon dissolver!

Once more, this is @BountyHunterX, in and out!

[recalledMemories83]

I don’t even know what that is.

[eiqy_in_e-flat_major]

i’m sorry does it look like a carry around a thesaurus, dictionary, and ela teacher around with me at all times?

(oh, and you don’t even know what a thesaurus is)

[LegoProdigyD]

Bro is trying to be so smart with his fancy words.
You just want me to be the master of random fancy place because you’re only as powerful as a dictionary, and dictionaries can’t even do anything.

[PhoenixWander]

You think you’re funny huh? You think you’re fancy words are cool? Well, lemme tell ya buddy, the penumbra isn’t even the most impressive part of the eclipse! You know what else is cool, this frying pan, and with how much stupidity you are showing, I think I’ll show you some pancake pandemonium.

[Bill_Hatpher]

This sounds like a scam.

Next you’re going to tell me that I can go on a magical adventure and see wonderous sights the like of which nothing else can provide, all for the low, low price of $500!
Then, we when get there, it’ll just be a pool noodle labeled “Penumbra”, and a warehouse with cardboard cutouts of elves and trees and other fantasy stuff.

[Stringer]

Give me a translater.

[NoNoWahoo]

Sorry, I haven’t learned about quadratic equations yet.

If you don’t get the joke, I mixed up Penumbra and Parabola.

[Cellofive]

Do you want to be the master of closing your oral cavity and not producing any sound waves through your vocal cords?

[NotYoyo]

what is that

[eiqy_in_e-flat_major]

these are NOT submissions, but i just wanted to put it here because it fits:

• i’m gonna turn you (pe)numb(ra) in the head
• i will bludgeon your cranium and portion your utterly atrocious and abominable soon-to-be corse. did you understand it? probably not. why did i say it like that? exactly
• silence, child, before i slice thy tongue and crampet and spew thy bowels across the plain where children laugh and frolic
• do you want to be the master of losing? no? keep talking
• penumbruhnoonecaresnordotheyknow

[NotYoyo]

I eat kids too

[BountyHunterX]

BTW, guys I won’t be on this weekend because it’s Easter (I’ll be at my adopted Dad’s parents house), so I’m thinking I’ll make the Dragon Sayings poll today and just keep it open until Monday, but I’ll let you guys decide…

What should I do?

• Create it today; Close it Monday morning
• Create it Monday Morning; Close it Monday Night

[LegoProdigyD]

I don’t have school tomorrow so I won’t be able to vote until Monday most likely

[NotYoyo]

I want to be the master of skibidi toilets

gyatt

[LegoProdigyD]

It’s Monday Morning now

[BountyHunterX]

IK, making the poll now, just woke up…

[BountyHunterX]

Don’t vote yourself!!!

Whose saying is best?

• @eiqy_in_e-flat_major i’m sorry does it look like a carry around a thesaurus, dictionary, and ela teacher around with me at all times?
  (oh, and you don’t even know what a thesaurus is)
• @LegoProdigyD Bro is trying to be so smart with his fancy words.
  You just want me to be the master of random fancy place because you’re only as powerful as a dictionary, and dictionaries can’t even do anything.
• @PhoenixWander You think you’re funny huh? You think you’re fancy words are cool? Well, lemme tell ya buddy, the penumbra isn’t even the most impressive part of the eclipse! You know what else is cool, this frying pan, and with how much stupidity you are showing, I think I’ll show you some pancake pandemonium .
• @Bill_Hatpher This sounds like a scam.
  Next you’re going to tell me that I can go on a magical adventure and see wonderous sights the like of which nothing else can provide, all for the low, low price of $500!
  Then, we when get there, it’ll just be a pool noodle labeled “Penumbra”, and a warehouse with cardboard cutouts of elves and trees and other fantasy stuff
• @Stringer Give me a translater.
• @NoNoWahoo Sorry, I haven’t learned about quadratic equations yet.
• @Cellofive Do you want to be the master of closing your oral cavity and not producing any sound waves through your vocal cords?
• @NotYoyo what is that